/dev/fscking: Pass 1: Checking inodes, blocks, and sizes

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Welcome to fscking.com, established 2000-08-03......

/dev/fscking: Pass 2: Checking directory structure

:fscking: /fus'-king/ or /eff'-seek-ing/ adj. [Usenet; common]

Fucking, in the expletive sense (it refers to the Unix filesystem-repair command fsck(1), of which it can be said that if you have to use it at all you are having a bad day). Originated on {scary devil monastery} and the bofh.net newsgroups, but became much more widespread following the passage of {CDA}. Also occasionally seen in the variant "What the fsck?"

— The Jargon File

/dev/fscking: Pass 3: Checking directory connectivity

Unconnected directory inode 4096 (/lost+found) Connect to /lost+found? yes

lost+found/ the 2000–2026 site, archived as found. Nothing was repaired.

/dev/fscking: Pass 4: Checking reference counts

BOFH Archive bofharchive.com
The Jargon File catb.org/jargon
fsck(8) man7.org

/dev/fscking: Pass 5: Checking group summary information

This domain has pointed at one box or another since 2000-08-03. It exists because the word needed a home, and because fsck(8) is the most honest program on any Unix system: it tells you exactly how bad your day is about to be.

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 |__| /____  /\___  |__|_ \__|___|  /\___  /  /\___  \____/|__|_|  /
           \/     \/     \/       \//_____/   \/   \/            \/

/dev/fscking: 9/1048576 files (0.0% non-contiguous), 26 years since last check

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